Saturday, December 19, 2009

Wheelmen Owner Issues Stern Warning To Players


At a press conference today at the downtown Wheelmen offices on Elm Street, Westfield Wheelmen Owner Anheiser Van Pilsner issued a strong warning to players who report to winter camp next month not in relitively decent shape. "It's no secret that the boys are well known to over-indulge in fine food and gaiety...in fact its legendary and with the holiday season here I am very concerned," noted Van Pilsner. "That being the case I have issued the following requirements ALL players much achieve when reporting to winter camp. Each player must be able to do 10 push-up, 10 sit-ups and 10 deep knee bends." Van Pilsner closed the press conference noting that Christmas bonus checks will be mailed Monday.